My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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