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Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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