Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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