No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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