Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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