i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
soo... how was my night?
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