I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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