i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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