The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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