you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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