Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You are a genius and a whore.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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