his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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