What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
BRING THE BAGELS
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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