ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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