Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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