On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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