my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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