The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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