I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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