STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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