but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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