Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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