Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
