Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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