my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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