is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
