That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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