it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It's never too late to be topless.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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