I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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