After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I think people are normalizing furries
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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