If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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