She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
