id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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