I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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