Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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