even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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You. Win. At. Life.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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