he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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