ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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