I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Randomize
