I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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