i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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