remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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