He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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