are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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