the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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