I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
