She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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