awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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