I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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