sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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