I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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