ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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